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Tax what? Oh, everything.

Posted by Rob Longenecker on December 5th, 2007

      Tax his land,
      Tax his wage,
      Tax his bed in which he lays.
      Tax his tractor,
      Tax his mule,
      Teach him taxes are the rule.
      Tax his cow,
      Tax his goat,
      Tax his pants,
      Tax his coat.

     Tax his ties,
     Tax his shirts,
     Tax his work,
     Tax his dirt.

     Tax his tobacco,
     Tax his drink,
     Tax him if he tries to think.

     Tax his booze,
     Tax his beers,
     If he cries,
     Tax his tears.

    Tax his bills,
    Tax his gas,
    Tax his notes,
    Tax his cash.

    Tax him good and let him know
    That after taxes, he has no dough.
    If he hollers,
    Tax him more,
    Tax him until he’s good and sore.

    Tax his coffin,
    Tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in which he lays.
    Put these words upon his tomb,
   ‘Taxes drove me to my doom!’

   And when he’s gone,
   We won’t relax,
   We’ll still be after the inheritance TAX!!

   Then, don’t forget –
   Accounts Receivable Tax
   Building Permit Tax
   CDL License Tax
   Cigarette Tax
   Corporate Income Tax
   Dog License Tax
   Federal Income Tax
   Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
   Fishing License Tax
   Food License Tax
   Fuel Permit Tax
   Gasoline Tax
   Hunting License Tax
   Inheritance Tax
   Inventory Tax
   IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
   IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
   Liquor Tax,
   Luxury Tax,
   Marriage License Tax,
   Medicare Tax,
   Property Tax,
   Real Estate Tax,
   Service charge taxes,
   Social Security Tax,
   Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
   Sales Taxes,
   Recreational Vehicle Tax,
   School Tax,
   State Income Tax,
   State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
   Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
   Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
   Telephone Federal, State and Local Su rcharge Tax,
   Telephone Minimum Usage Su rcharge Tax,
   Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
   Telephone State and Local Tax,
   Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
   Utility Tax,
   Vehicle License Registration Tax,
   Vehicle Sales Tax,
   Watercraft Registration Tax,
   Well Permit Tax,
   Workers Compensation Tax.

   STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
   Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
   and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
   We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in
   the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

   What happened? Can you spell ‘politicians!’

   And I still have to ‘press1’ for English.

   (author unknown) 
 

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