Lost his left one.
Posted by Rob Longenecker on November 17th, 2006
If one must be a criminal, first recall all those who’ve ventured forth before into a life of crime and have earned themselves a “Darwin Award.”
One might declare, “Not me, never! I’m going to avoid the snares of stupidity lying in wait for me.”
I don’t know what was in this guy’s mind before his gun discharged in his pants, but I know his focus now is on his busted left nut.
I’d have some sympathy for the guy but he shot himself a second time reacting to the pain and surprise of the first negligent discharge. Ow!
The details are sparse but what else do we really need to know? This guy has certainly earned the “Dumb and Dumber Memorial Award” on this week’s “Dancing with the Dumbest.” (I’ll bet this guy actually did some very energetic new dance steps when the pain fully hit him.”)
The story.
Next, after a full recovery, this guy may decide a holster is safer than using his current Mexican carry method, but he may make a another grave and stupid error with lifetime consequences.
“What mistake is that?” you ask eagerly.
He might be so foolish as to buy a holster that doesn’t have a Rock Solid Lifetime Guarantee like the one Tucker offers.
You wouldn’t do that – would you?