The Dreaded “Holster Drawer”!
Posted by Rob Longenecker on October 4th, 2006
“Look, we hate “leather doorstops” as much as you do. And frankly, we can’t bear the thought of a fine, custom Tucker holster being denigrated in such a way. It’s even more painful for us to think that one of our holsters was wasting away in the dreaded “holster drawer” somewhere. Frankly, we’d rather have it back, refund your money or give you a credit toward something else we make — no matter how long you’ve had it.
The above paragraph is from the very best, most outrageous product guarantee ever!
Look, I can’t promise you an afterlife with 72 virgins or that fastest time in the 1/4-mile.
I just offer the dagblasted best guarantee around. Tell me how it could be better.
If you haven’t looked at my Tucker Gunleather LIFETIME SATISFACTION guarantee I invite you to read my guarantee right now and see for yourself.
I did it for just one reason. I hate to buy stuff I can’t hold in my hand and try out before I buy it. I’ll bet you do, too.
We’ll, I can’t fly you in to Houston and give you a limo ride to the shop to try before you buy, so I make it absolutely RISK FREE with my LIFETIME GUARANTEE. Here’s the link. It saves on air fares and limo rides, believe me.
While you’re visiting my online store you could ask yourself, “Is there something I’ve just got to have? Something gorgeous for my special paper-puncher?”
It’s just an invitation.